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An eight-month-old baby boy in Jilin, Northeast China has tipped the scales at over three stone.

Weighing 18.8 kg (41 pounds) and measuring 78 centimeters in height, he was born with a normal birth weight of 3.3 kg (7 pounds 4 oz).

However, he starting putting on extra weight when he was one month old, according to his parents.

His mother nurses him more than 20 times a day because he often feels hungry. Because of his obesity, he is unable to crawl or stand.

Spluch: 8 Month Old Obese Baby Looks Like Michelin Man

まるでミシュランマンのような生後８ヶ月の赤ちゃんが中国北東部の吉林に居ますよと言うお話。

ただいま体重18.8kg、生誕時には3.3kgのごく普通の赤ちゃんだったとの事。

Britain’s oldest bride and groom have tied the knot, with a combined age of 177 between them.

Only a month after meeting, Peggy Clark, 84, and James Mason, 93, married in Paignton, Devon, on Monday.

The devoted couple say it was “love at first sight” after meeting at a day centre and enjoying only three days of seaside dates before James popped the question.

Britain’s oldest bride and groom, 84 and 93, tie the knot | the Daily Mail

イギリスで、ペギー・クラーク(84歳)とジェームス・メイスン(93歳)が結婚しましたよと言うお話。

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An Australian has beaten the Germans at their own boozy game, smashing the world record for carrying stein glasses full of beer.

Bavarian-born restaurant manager Reinhard Wurtz, who recently became an Australian citizen, broke the record for carrying one-litre steins of beer, when he carried 20 for 40 metres last night.

With each beer-filled stein weighing at least 2.5 kilograms, Mr Wurtz carried 50 kilograms of beer and glass in the record-breaking effort.

The previous record of 16 steins was held by German barmaid Anita Schwartz.

Aussie breaks record for carrying full beer glasses - Unusual Tales - Specials

オーストラリア在住のラインハルト・ウルツが、20個のビールジョッキを 40m 運んで、見事世界記録を樹立しましたよと言うお話。

今までの記録保持者は 16個のジョッキを運んだドイツ人ホステスのアニタ・シュワルツとのこと。

A baffled mum was told by police to pay up or face court after her two-year-old daughter was fined for speeding.

Cute toddler Ayesha Khan was apparently clocked driving 65mph in a 40mph zone by South Yorkshire Police.

Despite mum Sharna’s protests, dozy police insisted someone would have to cough up or they faced a court appearance.

Girl, 2, sent fine for speeding at 65mph| News | This is London

若干２歳の女の子が、速度制限40mph(64.3km/h)の公道を65mph(104.6km/h)で走行したとして、速度違反チケットを発行されましたよと言うお話。

どうやら、警察の設置したスピードメーターが車の登録IDを誤認識した結果らしいですが…
こんなチケットが送られてきた両親は、さぞ驚いたことでしょう。

Lazy workmen dug a trench around a parked car after failing to track down its owner.

Contractors working for Thames Water placed warning notices on the windscreen of the silver Volkswagen in Leyton, east London, to alert the owner of the planned works.

But the owner has still failed to remove the car.

As a result, builders were forced to dig up the road around the car, before pushing the vehicle over the gap.

Workmen leave shock for motorist who failed to move car - a 2ft trench UNDER the vehicle | the Daily Mail

邪魔になった持主不明の車両をそのままに道路工事をはじめてしまったため、脱出不能になってしまいましたよと言うお話。

レッカー移動とかの手段は考え付かなかったのでしょうか…